24 March, 2014

In terms of the internet speed, I don’t see a reason to check it, it is what it is. If the presenter is unhappy with the speed there is nothing I can do.

— Breaking News: The customer service from a museum owned by the Waltons (of Walmart) is exactly what you’d expect. 

22 March, 2014
Washington, DC

Washington, DC

10 February, 2014
Plowed through all 6 episodes of Moone Boy this weekend. 
Math
Average # of episodes of BBC Shows / Average # of episodes of US shows = Perfect length for any show, ever. 

Plowed through all 6 episodes of Moone Boy this weekend. 

Math

Average # of episodes of BBC Shows / Average # of episodes of US shows = Perfect length for any show, ever. 

(Source: thelittleblacksubmarines, via mooneboy1)

5 February, 2014
Cat on lap = valid excuse for not helping do dishes

Cat on lap = valid excuse for not helping do dishes

5 February, 2014

Stop doing yoga. You’re drunk.

The boyfriend


(I just felt like being a lizard, that’s all.)

3 February, 2014

At least half of the episodes of “My Cat From Hell” should really be named “My Boyfriend is a Douche (and my cat hates him too)

29 January, 2014
bookshelfcat:

Via Three Bookends

bookshelfcat:

Via Three Bookends

(via cannelledusoleil)

28 January, 2014

Kittens of the world, Spice up your life!

27 January, 2014

Summarizing half of the edits I make to text at work

Please

Please note

Please don’t hesitate to

We invite you to

Please 

23 January, 2014
Why?

Why?

23 January, 2014

Articles I Want To Read in 2014

thefrenemy:

1. Women’s Clothing Men Don’t Like, Written By Men Who Have Sour Gummy Worms For Genitalia

2. Are You Wearing This Beauty Trend That Men In Jaunty Fedoras Find Unattractive? How To Master It.

3. 25 Reasons You Should Stop Reading Lists Dictating How You To Live Out Your 20’s

4. These Impossible Sex Tips Are Actually Just Sandwich Recipes

5. A Comprehensive Guide to The Female Orgasm That We Have Hung Up in Many Bathrooms (includes vibrator!)

6. You’re Not Doing Everything Wrong: 400 Positive Reinforcements To Counteract All That Bullshit

7. 10 Adorable Dogs In Top Hats Replace A Worst-Dressed Celebrity List

8. Great Workout Ideas Alongside Pictures of Beautiful Women Who Are All Shapes And Sizes

9. How To Find That Rude Commenter on A Nice Internet Article You Were Reading, Eat Their Heart, And Keep Your Lipstick In Tact

10. You Are An Individual So Let’s Take This As A Case-By-Case Basis, Here: Various Suggestions To Improve Lifestyle That Keep In Mind Not Everybody Feels The Same As This Author On the Internet

11. “As A Man, I Think Women..” and then nothing, just the page sets on fire

Bonus: An Article About Lena Dunham or Mindy Kaling That Does Not Reference Their Body

23 January, 2014

Considering coming back to the tumblr-verse. I’ll keep you posted. (At least, if I do). 

23 January, 2014
unlikelyfriendshipsbook:

The Dog and the Cat
(source: http://nydn.us/1c1Dspa)

unlikelyfriendshipsbook:

The Dog and the Cat

(source: http://nydn.us/1c1Dspa)

22 January, 2014

women-in-music:

Ana Tijoux - ‘Vengo’

Tijoux announces the upcoming release of her latest album, Vengo, which arrives March 18th on Nacional Records.

Love her forever. Ana Tijoux can do no wrong. 

(via nacionalrecords)