Plowed through all 6 episodes of Moone Boy this weekend.
Average # of episodes of BBC Shows / Average # of episodes of US shows = Perfect length for any show, ever.
Cat on lap = valid excuse for not helping do dishes
Stop doing yoga. You’re drunk.
(I just felt like being a lizard, that’s all.)
At least half of the episodes of “My Cat From Hell” should really be named “My Boyfriend is a Douche (and my cat hates him too)
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Bonus: An Article About Lena Dunham or Mindy Kaling That Does Not Reference Their Body
Considering coming back to the tumblr-verse. I’ll keep you posted. (At least, if I do).
The Dog and the Cat
Another gem from that same girl. Who knew Italians were so in need of saving?
I haven’t been here in a while, but I needed somewhere to post these screenshots because they’re ridiculous.
This is a friend of my cousin, so no possibility for me to jump in and comment, unfortunately. wtf. My favorite is the last comment “You are awesome and hilarious and so skinny.”