stuffaboutminneapolis:

Do you have any lotion?
This is where they invented the Jucy Lucy.
Seriously, air conditioning? Seriously?
Wait, is there a snow emergency?
So I think we can park on the odd…no, the even…no…
It’s gotta be peak color right now
It’s called a turn signal!
Do you have Surly on tap?
Let’s go there, I think they have Surly on tap.
Come here once.
Duck duck grey duck.
Do you want to come with?
I don’t care, it’ll always be Dayton’s to me.
I haven’t shaved my legs in 3 weeks.
Where did you get those boots?
They only sell this cheese at Surdyk’s.
Fucking bikers!
I don’t go to St. Paul
I got these at the Farmer’s Market
I was an extra in The Mighty Ducks
You guys, we should totally do the Peddle Pub
It’s called a zipper merge!
Yeah, but what’s the windchill?
Sven said to bundle up
I so do not have an accent
Gimme that bug spray once

Far more accurate than any of the over-exaggerated accented videos with at least one racist comment that I’ve seen anywhere else. Except it’s missing any mention of Prince. 

stuffaboutminneapolis:

I made an Elf Yourself video starring Mary Tyler Moore, Joe Mauer, Prince, and Scott Seekins.

It may be my greatest post ever.

stuffaboutminneapolis:

In fact, every part of Minnesota is real. Except the part with, like, the State Capitol, the professional sports teams, the enormous public university, the cool music scene, the nice restaurants and bars… none of that is real. Well, it’s real, but it’s not “Minnesota,” you know?

Early speculation is that the Twin Cities lie in some sort of netherworld, a den of gay friend-having, bike-loving, Democrat-voting hipsters.

Minnesota politicians… What the hell, really? I’ll take this fake Minnesota anyday. I love my gay friend-having netherworld. 

(Source: citypages.com)